What happened to the chick who used to show off her belly button ring?

Michelle says - "the redskins just won...let's go celebrate by burning cars and rioting in front of town hall in Old Town!!" I think that we'll just have to try an keep her in line tonight. Perhaps I'll just give her a few Sudoku puzzles to calm her down. Really, since when did Michelle start reading the sport pages in the Washington Post and Sports illustrated? Its not that she even reads about the games and stats; she focuses on the "human interest" side of the equation. I warned her that much like the Olympic TV coverage, the "human interest" stories start to sound pretty much the same after a while. Please, don't get the wrong impression I am impressed by the people who over come getting a splinter at the age of 7 to become a world class bowler and everything, its just that I believe it is time to start focusing on the more interesting stories like: the man who drank miller light and ate chicken wings every Tuesday night in co-ed bowling league on his way to becoming a world class bowler.